Nintendo Direct Live Blog (SPOILERS AHEAD)

HOLY SHIT THIS NEW MARIO GAME LOOKS SO FUN AND SILLY ???? MARIO GAMES ARE BACK !!!!!!!!!!! BOSSES THAT ARENT THE KOOPALINGS ??? NO FUCKING WAY NOVEMBER 7TH???? A DAY AFTER MY BIRTHDAY ????????????

Idrc about this champion stuff

HOLY SHIT FAIRY TALE GAME ???? IN 2024 ???????!!!!?

…oh… more switch sports… um, okay

A NEW COMPLETELY ORIGINAL GAME ??????? AND IT LOOKS SK GOOD WHAT THE FUCK ?????????

HELLO KITTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY where’s sambo

AMONG US ????? UPDATE TODAY ???????

FUCKING FAIRY TALE ART STYLE FLR THIS BORING ASS ANIME RPG GAME

Holy shit it’s donkey kong

Another boring anime rpg. HOLY SHIT JTS DRAGON QUEST ???

Why did they think this would be a good g FREDDY FUCKING FAZBEAR ????

Luigi’s mansion 2 does not need a remaster

Timed exclusive ??? Fuck you (I’m going to get it immediately)

NO MORE RPGS NO MORE TURNED BASED COMBAT STOP STOOPP STOOOPPPP

Holy shit Zelda holy shit Metroid

ASH ??? Wait this game is cute

IS THAT. MARVEL VS CAPCOM !!!! What is this persona 5 ass music HOLY FUCKING SHIT I WANNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE

oh shit it’s Zelda. YOU ACTUALLY PLAY AS ZELDA ?????? I don’t know who this narrator is but they need to voice link because holy shit this is exactly what he sounds like in my mind

We don’t need another just dance game

No way I was thinking there needs to be a warrior cats game and then stray pops up

ARE YOU SEEIOUS ??2$?2 ACE ATTOURNEY ???!

Not another danganronpa game

NOOOOOO MORE BORING ANIME RPGS STOOOOPPPP NOOOOOO ITS TURN BASED

No tomodachi life 💀

IS THAT. SAAAAMMUUUUUSSSSS !2!$2!/!2!82! ISTA DAMUS HOLY SHIT XBOX GUY

NO RAYMAN ??? NO NOTHINNGGGG ?????