You read that right. This blog is about the top 10 reasons why I wish to lick my boyfriend. This blog is NOT SEXUAL!!! I am autistic and I like to express my affection via licking, it conveys different things from kissing!!

The way I see it is: kissing is a physical and universal way of telling someone you love them or wish to be intimate with them. Whether that be via mother and child, sibling and sibling, friends with friends, partner with partner, fuckbuddy with fuckbuddy, or anything else!! But licking is just different.

When a dog licks you, it isn't necessarily saying "I love you." Dogs will lick many strangers if they're kind enough. No, dogs lick you to express their gratitude towards you, to convey that they trust you or that they're just chill with you. Not just dogs either––cats will lick their kin as a way of going "Okay, I'm going to take care of you." Don't you see the nuance?? The importance?!?! I can't know this and not wish to lick my boyfriend. I feel all those things towards him!! He would not lick me because spit is gross and can smell so I get it, but the important thing is I'm allowed to lick him. It's perfect!! So here I am, listing 10 reasons why I'd lick my boyfriend

1. I fw him

Me and my boyfriend are very chill with each other. I have a lot of friends of course, but he's one of the few I can really just exist around. As you know, if you're chilling with a dog they will just start licking you out of nowhere for no reason. But there is a reason. The reason is that they're saying you're chill man and that they fw your existence!! They enjoy it!!!

2. His face is clean

This is a bit of a weird reason but it's important. I can like you a lot sure but if you have acne FUCK no I'm not licking you. Hands are too grimey... and I don't want to lick anyone Anywhere Else than their face to be honest. Obviously his face isn't baby smooth but it's smooth enough for me to be okay with it.

3. I love him

Okay, this is the most obvious. But what can I possibly say?? I love him!! Sometimes I will prefer licking over kissing to show my affection. It'd go moreso in stim category I think. I can't help it, I have intense emotions sometimes and he's within licking range!!

4. He's a lickable guy

This one is more abstract. Not everyone would understand.

5. I'm attracted to him

Well duuuhhh! Okay, you obviously don't need to be attracted to someone to lick them. Sometimes though, you just wanna lick a dude cause they're hot!! Plain and simple as that.

6. I'm grateful for him

Finn helped me at one of the lowest points in my life. On top of that, he continues to be the one person that just gets me the most. Maybe it's because we're very similar type of people, but he knows exactly just what to say to me when I need it. I don't know how he does it honestly. I need to make that known to him... I need to LICK HIM!!

7. Sometimes I'm timid

Even though we've been dating for... okay wait. hold on. FUCK. OUR 6 MONTH ANNIVERSARY WAS 2 DAYS AGO. BOTH OF US FORGOOTTTT!!!!! Ummm okay, ahem!! This is what happens when both people in a relationship likely have ADHD. Anyhoo! Even though we've already been dating for 6 months and 2 days, I still get super fucking flustered sometimes!! Maybe too much for a kiss!! Other times I simply feel like a timid animal for no good reason. I have the large pleading eyes and high pitched kitten voice and everything. For a 36 year old man im…. oddly kawaii 😅. ok sorry that was a reference. Anyway not all licks are on the cheek! When I'm feeling more shy, I would opt for a short lick on his nose. NOT near his nostrils, just a short and sweet lick on the schnoz like how kittens do.

8. I wish to care for him

I can't not care for him. Cats lick their kin all the time as a form of grooming, I feel the same way about my boyfriend. He's very capable on his own, I just wish to give him small repetitive licks. I just want him to know I care for him, even if he doesn't entirely get the licking thing.

9. I like being near him

What can I say, I like my boyfriend!! Licks are an excuse to be near his face so YES I will want to. Sometimes I won't kiss him, I'll just press my face to his and maybe nuzzle a little. He's lucky I'm so affectionate with him, no one else has gotten my love this consistently intense!!

10. I'm fucking weird!!!

I'm autistic goddamn it!! I express my love differently from others and that's okay. I am a big fan of affectionate bites too, actually... (what a fucking statistic). I may express it differently but my boyfriend appreciates the love from me all the same and that's what matters most. To any reading this, I encourage you to bite, lick, nuzzle, WHATEVER. Just be happy!!